By Michael Patrick & Oisin Kearney | Directed by Oisin Kearney

Currently Touring




First Performed at The Dublin Fringe Festival, September 2017

Starring and co-written by Michael Patrick

Directed and co-written by Oisín Kearney

Initially created through the Show in a Bag programme, supported by Fishamble, The Irish Theatre Institute and The Dublin Fringe Festival with additional support from Prime Cut Productions Reveal Programme.

Producers – Una Nic Eoin, Stephen Coulter

DATES - 26 - 28 Nov 2017

VENUE: The MAC Belfast



The True Story of a Belfast boy growing up with no father to guide him through, and a giant ball to weigh him down.

400 millilitres. That’s how much liquid was drained from Michael’s left testicle when he was a teenager. That’s more than a can of coke. He should have told someone sooner, but who could he turn to? His dad died ten years ago and besides, school is full of rumours about what the giant bulge in his trousers actually is. Who wants to stop that?


Touring Ireland in 2018



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